dinsdag 31 juli 2007

Lisa Lampanelli

Most people are scared, she ain't!

http://www.insultcomic.com

You Can Own an Integer Too

One for my son:
1C A4 97 04 A9 44 0B 6F 03 31 40 71 50 FE E8 64
One for my oldest daughter:
C8 4A AC F7 8A BD 8D BC F3 28 0C 73 2F 9C 79 79
One for my second oldest daughter:
E1 8C CD 13 2F 72 DA E5 D5 F9 2A 06 75 5E F1 38
One for my youngest:
B5 16 10 7D 88 62 FE 33 40 C6 64 4C 03 60 F2 96
One for my wife:
77 E3 37 EC EF 0A 65 3C 57 03 3E A5 20 9C 48 86

Wear them with pride, get yours here.

maandag 30 juli 2007

All I was looking for...



...was a decent media center, a Home Theater pc, a Media PC, Online media center, a Media Portal.


And all I keep turning back to is the Apple TV

zaterdag 28 juli 2007

ouders verwennen kinderen

verwende kinderen worden verwende ouders
verwende ouders worden verwende ouders met verwenderder kinderen

verwenderder kinderen worden verwenderder ouders
verwenderder ouders worden verwenderder ouders met verwenderste kinderen

verwenderste kinderen worden verwenderste ouders
verwenderste ouders worden verwenderste ouders met verwendersteste kinderen

verwendersteste kinderen zouden verwend moeten worden

Emma Klage

Nortel

You either love it or hate it, fact is: it pays the bills, but one has to wonder how many people actually use this... stuff.

LACP ERROR vlacpRxFrame: Incorrect PDU
fwhandle_get(fwacct.c:1258): Table kbufs - Null handle requested
DCRP: Tx Request-Participation-State to 255.255.255.255.
SNMP INFO Vrrp State Transition Trap
Continuous tmux history error
WARNING: CFGD_011 : Lost connection to the SSI subsystem.
apcupsd: apcupsd shutdown failed
hcd: CRITICAL: HCD_012 : Health report is not received from host x.x.x.x, error : Not able to connect to remote host
hcd: ERROR: HCD_013 : Exception Error:No Health report from the cluster member [can't open SSI at localhost]

How come these 'messages' are no where to be found on the net?

I love /var/log

On june 11, 2007 it hit me:

"Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU like Mac OS X; en) AppleWebKit/420+ (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.0 Mobile/1A543a Safari/419.3"

basic.threatstop.local

iptables v1.3.7: host/network `basic.threatstop.local' not found

As much as dshield is nice, the logs and feeds they generate cool too, if your resolver does not play nice, things do not work.

nmaping the iPhone

... and so it goes:

TCP/IP fingerprint iPhone:
OS:SCAN(V=4.20%D=7/28%OT=22%CT=1%CU=32199%PV=Y%DS=1%G=Y%M=001B63%TM=46AB181
OS:5%P=i386-apple-darwin8.10.1)SEQ(SP=0%GCD=1%ISR=1A%TI=I%II=I%SS=S)SEQ(SP=
OS:0%GCD=1%ISR=1B%TI=I%II=I%SS=S%TS=1)OPS(O1=M5B4NW0NNT11SLL%O2=M5B4NW0NNT1
OS:1SLL%O3=M5B4NW0NNT11%O4=M5B4NW0NNT11SLL%O5=M5B4NW0NNT11SLL%O6=M5B4NNT11S
OS:LL)WIN(W1=FFFF%W2=FFFF%W3=FFFF%W4=FFFF%W5=FFFF%W6=FFFF)ECN(R=Y%DF=Y%T=40
OS:%W=FFFF%O=M5B4NW0SLL%CC=N%Q=)T1(R=Y%DF=Y%T=40%S=O%A=S+%F=AS%RD=0%Q=)T2(R
OS:=Y%DF=Y%T=40%W=0%S=Z%A=S%F=AR%O=%RD=0%Q=)T3(R=N)T4(R=Y%DF=Y%T=40%W=0%S=A
OS:%A=Z%F=R%O=%RD=0%Q=)T5(R=Y%DF=N%T=40%W=0%S=Z%A=S+%F=AR%O=%RD=0%Q=)T6(R=Y
OS:%DF=Y%T=40%W=0%S=A%A=Z%F=R%O=%RD=0%Q=)T7(R=Y%DF=N%T=40%W=0%S=Z%A=S%F=AR%
OS:O=%RD=0%Q=)U1(R=Y%DF=N%T=40%TOS=0%IPL=38%UN=0%RIPL=G%RID=G%RIPCK=G%RUCK=
OS:0%RUL=G%RUD=G)IE(R=Y%DFI=S%T=40%TOSI=S%CD=S%SI=S%DLI=S)