woensdag 30 april 2008

Avoiding speed traps, different

57 year old dude tries to avoid a speedtrap by applying the front break and sliding past below the radar:



Did not really work well. Broke his arm _and_ got a ticket.

zaterdag 26 april 2008

Locks, SKG, the chalange

Whenever I move in to a new appartement, a new office building or take on the responsibility of other property that is secured by a cylinder lock, I exchange it.

The old cylinder and all it's associated keys will be documented and stored for later retrieval.

The new cylinder will be bought by me, at a store I trust and with a security certificate I like and I pay attention that _nothing_ that can identify me or my location gets associated with the certificate for I would not like to have to worry about the where abouts of that data since it is not under my control [the certificate can be used to remake a key without having a copy of the key].

So I pay by cash and have a second lock smith do the installation.

The appartment I moved in recently is a newly build complex. About a 1.000 appartments have been build by 45 different subcontracters who dig holes, lay pipes, pull wires, connect walls, paint doors and insert locks. For whatever it is worth: I do not trust them. The change that one of the workers copies the cuts of my particular key is just something that makes me feel uncomfortable.

Personally I know too little about the inner workings of locks to be able make a valid judgement about the grade of the lock, so I will buy only stff that does comply with the toughest international standards, including ISO 9001/2000, UL, CEN, VDS, SKG, CPC and A2P. Or when in Holland, the SKG [Stichting Kwaliteit Gevelbouw].

It is amazing to see that the price difference between a SKG ** and *** is rather low in comparison to the added features. One of the features I find a must have is the bump key proofing of locks. But all of this is just to prevent the damage free opening of the door.

Other measures need to be taken to prevent the more common 'crowbar style' and the 'Bulgarian' method [drilling]. A good resource of more information on the topic is The Open Organisation Of Lockpickers' that is credited with spreading the word on the issue in Holland, but even more important the concept behind high security lock design by Ross Kinard.

vrijdag 25 april 2008

Googlology!

Never mind those old and dusty religions, for get the olt skool printed stuff, do not bother with the 10 rules, forget about diet stuff, reincarnation is of the past, after life is obsolete.

What rules now is Googlology. It's religion on steroids. No need for G*d in heaven, no need for spirits in the sky. Googlology designs and runs it's own heaven, and it's name is 'The Cloud'

The cloud will take care of your data, no matter where you need it, it will be there. The cloud will provide your services with more computing power then it needs, and the some. The cloud will harbour your applications, your email, your videostream, your rants, your pictures, your secrets and your dates, your world, your drawings, your finances, your money, and a whole lot more.

And I should know, since I drink all the Google Gulp from a hose.

But what if the cloud, errr, sort of not does what the EULA sort of makes you believe? What if the lawyer@TheCould p0wnzers you? And your data? What if, insert-your-personaly-favorite-upper-being-here, strikes back and lets some unknown entity take control over, well, you, basically?

How does one secure the absolute power of the cloud? There are some very smart people talking about it but lots of discussion is still about the definition, much less about the consequences, let alone what it actually means or how to do it.

Do you want to be the one who turns of the light now that everybody has left the old arena, or will you participate in shaping the future?

dinsdag 22 april 2008

Replace your MAC harddisk, easy


I should do stuff more often, at least it makes far hotter stuff come out.

Couple of days ago I decided that both MAC laptops in the house needed more storage. The G4 PowerBook and the MacBook. So I ordered a Western Digital Scorpio 250GB 5400RPM and a Western Digital Scorpio 320GB 5400RPM. The replacement of the MacBook one can do with a sharp kitchen knife, no problem. Just remove the batery [do not bother shutting the OS down, it's as stable as my weight] and take a sharp kitchen knife [I used the new Global one I gave my wife a couple of days ago]. Unscrew 3 little screws, pull out the harddisk, take a strong plyer, remove the 4 screws, take the plastic thingy, wrap it on the new disk, sort of re attach the 4 screws, stick the thing back in. Ram the old battery in and of you go [never mind about the 3 little screws and the metal strip, all just surplus weight].

Reinstall and do not mind about the updates that want you to reboot your DVD version of the OS 4 times!

Now the Powerbook, that is another story. About 23 philips screws [tiny fuckers!] and then 2 torx 6, that is SIX, not 8, but 6, the smallest possible tool made only in Switzerland and it will set you back about the same amount of euroos as the 320Gb disk.

Then you get to pull of two, well, 'connectors' that are actually used open ended flatcables: class construction. Putting the whole thing back is a joy. Takes the precision of a live-bomb-defuser, nice enginering.

Installing the OS of course requieres the PPC version. Inserting the iMac Intel version yields a nice panic message. Never mind about the I-do-not-know-how-many updates and reboots [even for the so called 3.1.x SAFARY update one gets a reboot!], for they slow down the secure OS X anyway.

Right after finishing something flashy caught my eye: the MHZ2 CJ.

A 2.5 inch Serial-ATA Revision 2.6 (Gen1i and Gen2i) hard disk with embedded AES 256-bit hardware-based encryption, high-speed rotational speed of 7200rpm, it supports SATA 3.0Gbit/s and the capacities go up to 320GB with a 16MB buffer... How is that for cool?

You know what that means as soon as you see it: dumping the current disk for no reason on ebay, including all the private data it has accumelated in a months time and over pay for the new disk since it is new and hot.

vrijdag 18 april 2008

Searching & Finding, part II

So there is Maltego, the coolest tool for finding information and there are machines that find lots of data. Of course Google uses some very smart alogrithims and Udi Manber really knows what he's talking about. On April 16, 2008 he answered the question "When I come to a Google in the future the context of my social network could be folded into the search?" with "I can imagine if you give us permission to do that, and we find that that’s useful for some queries. The question is, what percentage of queries and what kind of queries? When should you use it and when should you not use it?"

This had me completly baffeld. WHAT? I was saying to myself WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS DUDE? I mean, after one look at the concept of Maltego I knew that that is the only way forward. Maybe he drank a little too much Google Gulp? Maybe he was trying to hide something since Google does not do pre-annoucements? Or maybe, he'd seen Maltego of Delver too and was just trying to surpress their market value so the goog's could snatch it up for little money in a little time?

"We have no intention of competing with the Googles of the world, because Google is doing a very good job of indexing the Web and bringing you the Wikipedia page of every search query you're looking for," says Liad Agmon, CEO of Delver. But we've been there, seen it, and even do it ourselfs now.

But that does not satisfy anymore. You know the procedure yourself: go to google.com, type a couple of keywords, check the first listing, alter the keywords [order even], check the listing and on and on. Most of the listings you get will be actively manipulated by crooks and link spammers.

So we need something else. As Anand Rajaraman puts it: if you have limited resources, add more data rather than fine-tuning the weights on your fancy machine-learning algorithm. Of course, you have to be judicious in your choice of the data to add to your data set. And this is exactly the point I am trying to drive home. More data sources [and some very decent post processing] enhances the results in amazing ways. [he works on his own SE too, called kosmix].

Some say, it is a terrible idea, like KublaiKhan. "This sort of searching will result in information from 'opposingsides' of controversies or arguments being deprecated, resulting inskewed information being available--because people tend to associatethemselves with other people of the same opinion."He goes on: "This new search engine will be wildly popular amongst thetype of person who enjoys violent flamewars, and will be useless forany person who wishes to consider both sides of a situation beforeforming an opinion... so it's going to be an enormous success and if I had the cash I'd invest in it. :-/"

Personally I would like to quote merreborn in reply to that remark:
"Sorry, I can't friend you, you'll screw up my search results"

Update:
Seems there is much much more going on and wrong between google and social websites...

vrijdag 11 april 2008

Everything you ever wanted to know about the Enigma


As great a machine the Enigma was, it too could not prevent users from messing it up. Examples:

Part of the first class encryption of the Enigma was the possibility for the clerk to make up his own six-letter settings. This let to the Polish cryptanalysts occasionally being able to guess the settings. The military did not allow an obvious setting such as ABC. However, cipher clerks sometimes chose settings like QWE (the first three letters on the keyboard) or names. In the example above, if the first three letters were HIT, the cryptanalysts could guess that KOS and RLB were the ciphers to LER, spelling out HITLER. BER was usually followed by the ciphers of LIN. One particular German code clerk continually used his girlfriend’s name, Cillie, for his messages, and so these easy-to-guess indicators became known as "Cillies."

After the English had boarded the U-110 [thanks Fritz-Julius Lemp for being a pussy!] and got their hands on a working Enigma [with all dials in the correct setting for the whole month], they where able to destroy lots of U boats that where decimating the US-UK ships. Admiral Doenitz just knew something was wrong and made a change by added a thin fourth rotor between the leftmost rotor and the reflecting plate.

Bletchley Park learned of the impending change from decrypts and captured material, but until it was actually implemented there was little they could do to prepare. Fortunately, the Germans made an error. In December 1941, before the change had been made official, a U-boat sent a message using the four-rotor machine. To compound the mistake, the same message was retransmitted using only three rotors. From this seemingly innocuous error, the cryptanalysts at BP determined the wiring of the fourth rotor. :P

In order to set up the U.S. Navy Bombe, cryptanalysts first had to determine a "crib." A crib is the unenciphered text that is assumed, or known, to appear in the message.

Cribs could come through a variety of methods. Some of the best cribs came from errors made by the Germans themselves. On more than one occasion, a German signal clerk sent the same message twice in two different codes. If the code for one was known, it provided a crib for the unknown system.

Another frequent German mistake came in standardized messages. For example, a shore weather station in the Bay of Biscay sent out a message every day at 07:00 which began, "The weather in the Bay of Biscay will be. . . ." Knowing the exact wording of a message made a perfect crib for the Allies, so it became a high priority to intercept the daily message from this weather station.

A final example of a common German error involved the practice of submerged U-boats. When the submarines resurfaced after extended periods of time under water, they requested all the important messages they had missed while below the waves. The transmissions that followed inevitably involved communications previously sent and deciphered. Cryptanalysts merely checked the back files for messages with the same number of letter groups and used them as cribs for the new message. Since the resulting message would be identical to the previous one, it helped reveal the Enigma setting for the current day. With the daily setting, all the current day's messages could be read.

Other cribs came from knowing the current activities of the enemy. If, for example, a battle occurred, it could be assumed that messages following the attack reported on the battle. It was more difficult for the cryptanalysts to build cribs for these types of messages since it involved guesswork.

Because the Enigma rotors moved with each keystroke, a letter typed twice usually enciphered to two different letters. Also, the Enigma could not encrypt a letter to itself. Finally, the Germans indicated a space between words with the letter X and spelled out numbers.

Knowing these details played an important role in ultimately breaking the Enigma's daily settings.

Now why do we see these same weaknesses made over and over again?

Sometime ago there was one for sale too. Damn that would have been the hottest geek present ever. Prices have not been too extreme either...

dinsdag 8 april 2008

Improvised Explosive Device 2.0


As much harm as the improvised explosive devices (IED) do, now it is time for version 2.0

The interactive IED, the IED that will blow up the people of the nationality you want dead, not just a passerby. Till now it has been difficult at times to determine the timing to actually kill the guy you hate the most. Come to the resque:

E-Passports

Already in 2006 it was shown that the then 'new' RFID'ed passports where both hackable, and possed a security threat. Since a couple of weeks the Dutch have entered the arena and are being sold E-Passports too.

You gotta love it when goverment people do security.

Ross Anderson: Security Engineering 2.0

At BlackHat, I had some pretty interesting discussions with FX and others, about how 'olt skool' simply breaking stuff is after you've done your share of pentesting & reverse engineering. How much more interesting it is to _secure_ stuff, one way _and_ the other. Because no matter what you do: things will break.

As a matter of fact, since most of us are working for clients and we sell our services, they too are better of when we do not 'just' display how things break, but how we make things break safely.

In that light, the interview my good friend [and smart B to boot] Craig Balding did with Mr. Ross Anderson about security engineering comes right on time. Enjoy.

PS
It was brought to my attention that Amazon does some weird dating stuff. The book will be Released on April 14th, but they have one in stock now, if you order today you can have it delivered on the 9th of April... how's that for JIT!

zondag 6 april 2008

Burning down the house!


You know, today I bought a lighter, a Varaflame Ronson.
You know the brand?

I think everbodies father had one, so did mine.
I was about 6 or so and he got one. A nice shiny silver one.

I woke up early one day and took it from the living room into my room. We had some sort of 'grass' flooring, typical for hippies at that time [think early 70's]

Somehow I managed to set it alight.

Everybody is a sleep, my 4 year old sister, my parents: everybody in my whole wide world.
The room starts filling up with smoke, heat, flames and a one scared boy: moi.

I used the same trick as I still do:
“Dear Lord, let me survive this now and I know that in the future I will pay back humanity!”
Suddenly I moved to the hallway, my mother always left two glasses of water there for when we would wake up early. I took them and threw them in the fire. My feet and some other stuff took care of the remaining fire.

...

A couple of minutes [or hours?] my parents woke up, smelled the smoke, saw the hole and realized very quickly what had happened and who started it all.

Never mind who stopped it, but they knew all right who started it.

The punishment I got for that was something that... I cherished. I loved it, for I was a live! And so where they. I knew I had something to make up to, but I also knew that there was nothing in the world what could kill me until I was ready.

And today I bumped into one of those lighters. And now I own one.

Getting old and knowing it...


There is moments in live, that somehow your surroundings, tells you more about you then about the actual artefacts that make it up. One of those moments just happened to me.

It was a fleemarket, like you see many of them, when you are into fleemarkets. Big, cold, and stuffed with... stuff. I have been to a my fare share of those. Sometimes by accident, sometimes because someone tells you there is something special to be had, sometimes with new [girl-]friends who take you places you do normally not go to.





This visit was inspired by new friends.

It is a big ass flee market, with over 3.000 parking spots, with admission fees, with people rubber stamping each other, with rules and regulations: the works.

Anyway, people try to sell all kinds of stuff, old & fake, polished & rotten. Basically whatever was unwanted at one point of it's existence.




So I am surrounded by stuff and suddenly it strikes me: lots of it might be old,_now_, some of it broken _new_ and some of it unwanted _now_ by OMG*d: this is stuff that I saw enriching the world... when I was growing up!



The stuff that once you thought "WTF?" about and later made it, the things with features that you young people that for granted now but where _new_ and unheard of before.












I found out that I can remember each and every single Matchbox car I had, and the ones I did not have too. I saw most of them tattered and brushed, like mine where after 'they had an accident' but at least mine where loved and owned. The ones on the market where love-less.













The worst thing was this car. I got it on a Monday, loved it to death because it was so advanced. It was a little bigger then the normal cars. It had stuff in it that you could get out from the back. I took it to school, played with it day and night. One day my [Thursday] teacher Boudy de Vries took it from me. He disliked us boys playing with cars instead of listening to the same old, some old.

On Monday I collected all my witt and guts and asked it back. The sucker simply said [and I remember the smuck smile on his bearded face up and till today!] "I do not have it and never took it!"

The son of a bitch never gave it back. Boudy de Vries, I hate that guy with a passion.

vrijdag 4 april 2008

But not without Manager 2.0

World 1.0 VS World 2.0
Knowledge sharing and learning is imposed additional work VS Knowledge sharing and social learning is a welcome natural part of people's everyday work

Work takes places behind closed doors VS Work takes place transparently where everyone can see it

IT Tools are imposed on people VS People select the tools that work best for them

People are controlled out of fear they will do wrong VS People are given freedom in return for accepting responsibility

Information is centralized, protected and controlled VS Information is distributed freely and uncontrolled

Publishing is centrally controlled VS Anyone can publish what they want

Context is stripped from information VS Context is retained in the form of stories

People think quietly alone VS People think out load together
People tend to write in the third person, in a professional voice VS People write in the first person in their own voice

People especially those in authority are closed to new ideas and new ways of working VS Everyone is open to new ideas

Information is pushed to people whether they have asked for it or not VS People decide the information they need and subscribe to it

The world is seen through a Newtonian cause and effect model VS The world is recognized to be complex and that different approaches are needed

Now all looks good and well in World 2.0. Everybody spimply changes from consumer to prosumer and takes an active role. Business as usual 2.0. Cool. But where does one find managers 2.0?

donderdag 3 april 2008

Do Know Evil!

So I got the sites:



DoKnowEvil.nl
DoKnowEvil.biz
DoKnowEvil.org
DoKnowEvil.de
DoKnowEvil.eu

Now all that is missing is the T-Shirt, Krassimir :P

Google searches best, Maltego finds

A couple of days ago I wrote kinda ecstatic about the possibilities of Maltego. Turns out, I am right [duh!].

Anand Rajaraman is the Consulting Assistant professor at the Computer Science Department at Stanford University, and he drives the point home much better in this article. To sum ot up, if you have limited resources, add more data rather than fine-tuning the weights on your fancy machine-learning algorithm. Of course, you have to be judicious in your choice of the data to add to your data set.

That is exactly what Maltego does and lets you do. It gives a plenitude of data sources and lets you, the human, decide what information weights most, considering your particular query.

dinsdag 1 april 2008

There is never enough time, thank you for yours...

Cybersecurity in a New Digital Age, by Dr. Dan Geer.

zondag 30 maart 2008

If you are going to be late, come with flowers.

Samsung phones look nice, feel good and are populair.

A crying shame is the absolute lack of OSX support. No sync for most of them via iSync and a bunch of self hacked config files to make is sort of work.

Shame on samsung, my money is going elsewhere.

zaterdag 29 maart 2008

People that change the way we persive the world.

Roelof Temmingh & Chris Böhme

http://www.paterva.com

Maltego, Maltego will change the [online] world as we know it. What google once did to searching Maltego will do to finding.

Currently all that is being shown & displayed is fast amounts of data: exactly the thing that computers like and do a good job with, but unusable for humans. Enters Maltego. Maltego will take a seed [individual's name, a domain name, email address, whatever] and finds related data, just like everybody and his dog does.

But then the 'post processing' starts, and Maltego will show it's muscle: based up some smart correlating and weighting, it will show you the results it found, in a graphical way, in a nice patern. In comes the thing we humans do good: patern regonision. We excel at seeing paterns and since Maltego excels at displaying it, we now have a man-machine combination.

Give me some time and I'll show you...

http://www.paterva.com/web2/maltego/maltego.html

vrijdag 28 maart 2008

In the end, Joe 6-pack decides...

More later.

"It's better to ask for forgivenes then to ask for permission" anon

"We do not want our _users_ to break the EULA" Roelof Temmingh

"We rely on the inteligence of our router to play nice. Even if we know hop 5 is not playing "nice" with our packets, there is nothing we can do but stop... that sounds like DoS to me" FX

"Nobody uses the latest version of IOS. It is "banana" software: it ships green, and after it lays a long time at the customer, it gets yellow and eatable :P"

"In 12.4 they create heap logs in the data section, since it has space after loading"

"Uncompressing data in READ ONLY memory & writing it back.. because we can!"

"A problem with IOS is that you can not find what was wrong 5 minutes ago, if the processes start behaving good again"

CIR is a cool tool under development.

"Law-full interception: the government snooping IOS, what do you know about it?"

"It enabled us to see if & what is wrong, or that we have plenty time to replace everything with Juniper boxes :D"

"Software that needs to parse large numbers of formats are potentialy dangerous [think AV, Indexing software, media players]"

"Media parsing should be done sandboxed"

"Media files|streams are as dangerous as any other zip file"

dinsdag 25 maart 2008

BlackHat: hacking by numbers

So, two guys from sensepost are doing this training on hacking by numbers.

Interesting stuff, it basically boils down to: get as much as possible information on your target. Do this by utilizing public sources [think google [link:], netcraft, ARIN, msn.livesearch.com [ip:], kartoo.com and the likes] and reverse the pointers you find there. See what else is hosted on these IP addresses, see what other domains are registered and|or linked. Check for 'backlinks' that might indicate strong ties between companies.

And keep doing the:
:start
Single domain
Expand
Lots of domains
Reduce
Find what we really need
goto start

Both Nick & Jeremy keep saying: "Remember, domain names are IP addresses and IP addresses are points of attack"

Last but not least:
Find out private information of key individuals for social engineering.

Oh and for our hosts, this is for you :D


Peeps & posts [from] here:
Nathan McFeters
Petko D. Petkov
PortSwigger & Marcus
Mikko Hyykoski
Sandro

And some who are not:
Dimitri Sklyarov

maandag 24 maart 2008

WRT54GS + MESH + SOLAR == cool

I got a bunch of Linksys WRT54GS [version 4] laying around. Got a decent Internet pipe too. Got some altitude available. No AC power where I need it.

So.

Sveasoft I like as replacement firmware, and they released a MESH version.
There are plenty of people who attempted to run a WRT of of solar.

Soon my SSID will popup all over :P

Power consumption and solar needs

vrijdag 21 maart 2008

The book thief

So, I read the book, "The book thief" [and so should you!].

I'll drink the wine:
Montepulciano D'Abruzzo
that is Red
and TRebbian D'Abruzzo
that is white

What's next?

donderdag 20 maart 2008

Inside the Twisted Mind of the Security Professional

Uncle Milton Industries has been selling ant farms to children since 1956. Some years ago, I remember opening one up with a friend. There were no actual ants included in the box. Instead, there was a card that you filled in with your address, and the company would mail you some ants. My friend expressed surprise that you could get ants sent to you in the mail.

I replied: "What's really interesting is that these people will send a tube of live ants to anyone you tell them to."

Security requires a particular mindset. Security professionals -- at least the good ones -- see the world differently. They can't walk into a store without noticing how they might shoplift. They can't use a computer without wondering about the security vulnerabilities. They can't vote without trying to figure out how to vote twice. They just can't help it.

SmartWater is a liquid with a unique identifier linked to a particular owner. "The idea is for me to paint this stuff on my valuables as proof of ownership," I wrote when I first learned about the idea. "I think a better idea would be for me to paint it on your valuables, and then call the police."

Really, we can't help it.

This kind of thinking is not natural for most people. It's not natural for engineers. Good engineering involves thinking about how things can be made to work; the security mindset involves thinking about how things can be made to fail. It involves thinking like an attacker, an adversary or a criminal. You don't have to exploit the vulnerabilities you find, but if you don't see the world that way, you'll never notice most security problems.

[...]

The security mindset is a valuable skill that everyone can benefit from, regardless of career path.

woensdag 19 maart 2008

maandag 17 maart 2008

If remittances brought development, Mexico would be Switzerland.

It isn't, still the global sums now exceed $300 billion a year. India ($27 billion), China ($26 billion) and Mexico ($25 billion) are the leading beneficiaries. Some small countries increasing their national incomes by more than 20 percent. Egypt gets more from remittances than it does from the Suez Canal.

But when I ask you to name a single country that has developed through remittances: the answer is no — there's none.

zondag 16 maart 2008

Open Source, what would live be without it?


SSL-Explorer is the world's first open-source, browser-based SSL VPN solution. This unique remote access control solution provides you with a means of securely accessing intranet applications and resources using a standard web browser.

No client-side software needs to be installed on your user's systems and maintenance is centralised and simple. SSL-Explorer relies on the ubiquitous Java™ web technology and hence requires just a standard web browser to take advantage of full remote access. Network traffic can be tunnelled through the SSL connection with ease and your email and intranet web/file resources are securely accessible from outside the corporate network with just a single firewall configuration required post-installation.

Now you can carry your favorite computer programs along with all of your bookmarks, settings, email and more with you. Use them on any Windows computer. All without leaving any personal data behind.

PortableApps.com provides a truly open platform that works with any hardware you like (USB flash drive, iPod, portable hard drive, etc). It's open source built around an open format that any hardware vendor or software developer can use.

The Portable Apps Suite™ is free. It contains no spyware. There are no advertisements. It isn't a limited or trial version. There is no additional hardware or software to buy. You don't even have to give out your email address. It's 100% free to use, free to copy and free to share.

zaterdag 15 maart 2008

DE RIDDER

de ridder bekende ruiterlijk
dat hij niet ridderlijk was
maar ruiter

de ruiter bekende ridderlijk
dat hij niet ruiterlijk was
maar ridder

dinsdag 11 maart 2008

You might not know who is right, but you always know who is the boss

Today gotta be one of the blackest days of my live.

You know, one of those days that you anticipated, that you knew was coming, that was inevitable.

One of them days you had thought of, prepaired for, and applied "your worst case scenario solution book" to, a thousand times.

One of them days you saw coming, and you knew would bring hell on earth, but you live by the coercion or escalation domination doctrine.

The day that you would be as sharp as a raisor. Clean. Ready. Just. And most of all: do the right thing.

The day you'd have G*d on your side.

But then s|he took a day off and you tripped, of balance. And somehow things got really out of hand. You lost control over everything. You:

Used the wrong words.
Fcuked up the timing.
Lost the oversight.
Held the book upside down.
Wet your pants.

Today, march 11th, will go down in my history book as the day that was and should not have been.

maandag 10 maart 2008

FireFox FullScreen on OSX

I knew I should have pushed the publish button.

Start FireFox, create a new bookmark [I like it on the bookmarktoolbar], enter a goodname [FullScreen seems nice] and enter this line of code:

javascript:self.moveTo(0,0); self.resizeTo(screen.availWidth,screen.availHeight);


Et voilla: Sarah got her fullscreen browser!

zondag 9 maart 2008

Video on the iPhone? SURE!

Get handbrake and set the preset to iPhone/iPod touch.
It's smaller and optimized for the iPhone native resolution.

Enjoy!

maandag 25 februari 2008

Pakistan Hijacks YouTube's IP's

Of course this is not a first. And of course there is are some good solutions, one I like best is called "Pretty Good BGP" read more about it [PDF alert], if you like.

Was it a typo on a filter over at AS17557? Most likely we will never know, since those people in Pakistan are not really the kind of open minded guys, hence the hijack of YouTube's IP's in the first place.

Maybe this will lead to a global split of the I-network as we know it.

maandag 11 februari 2008

Van: DODGE WB 300






Wat dacht je van een rode occasion van November 1980, met 28600 KM op de teller, een automaat met 4 wiel aandrijving op benzine door 8 cylinders, met 5 deuren en 10 zitplaatsen van 2200kg zwaar voor ongeveer 10.000 euro?

woensdag 6 februari 2008

rar zip whatever!

I hate to have tools on my machines that costs too much and|or leave me locked into something I do not like.

Archiving & compressing comes in many flavours and some are better then others but one tool really stands out since it reads about everything under the sun [archive formats like: 7-ZIP, A, ACE, ARC, ARJ, B64, BH, BIN, BZ2, BZA, C2D, CAB, CDI, CPIO, DEB, ENC, GCA, GZ, GZA, HA, IMG, ISO, JAR, LHA, LIB, LZH, MDF, MBF, MIM, NRG, PAK, PDI, PK3, RAR, RPM, TAR, TAZ, TBZ, TGZ, TZ, UUE, WAR, XXE, YZ1, Z, ZIP, ZOO], and is free [as in beer]:

http://www.izarc.org/

Oh ,did I mention that it allows you to drag and drop files from and to Windows Explorer, create and extract archives directly in Windows Explorer, create multiple archives spanning disks, creating self-extracting archives, repair damaged zip archives, converting from one archive type to another, view and write comments and many more?

Some more good, small & free stuff:
http://utorrent.com <--- super lean & mean torrent client
http://infrarecorder.sourceforge.net/ <-- Infra-Recorder, an ISO & DVD burner
http://www.codecguide.com <--- get the ultimate codex pack, k-lite here

Thank you guys!

dinsdag 5 februari 2008

Happy birthday!


And this is your present! I hope you really really like your MagicWheel and that you will have lots of fun with it!

maandag 28 januari 2008

It’s awfully nice to forgive.

“Forgiveness is the economy of the heart…forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits.” — Hannah More

Word!

zondag 27 januari 2008

Holocaust Memorial Day



Never forget, nor forgive.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocaust_Memorial_Day

zaterdag 26 januari 2008

Jumping Amsterdam



Echt wel kicken die vierspan demonstratie van IJsbrand Chardon vs Koos de Ronde!

Volgend jaar weer.

zondag 20 januari 2008

sound <> noise <> good neighbours

De beoordeling van de verbetering moet zijn gebaseerd op Nederlandse normen, met name NEN-EN-ISO 717-2.
U heeft een certificaat nodig waarin staat dat het dempende materiaal in combinatie met de gebruikte harde vloerbedekking volgens de genoemde norm voldoende dempend is.
Kijk bij leveranciers van dempende materiaal dus altijd uit naar de vermelding NEN-EN-ISO 717-2 en of deze voldoet voor de combinatie met de bovenvloer en de ondergrond. Voor beton boven een kruipruimte is ook een dampremmende folie, direct onder de laminaat vloer aan te bevelen.

Het gaat bij geluidsdemping niet om de klossende geluiden die u zelf hoort, maar om de contactgeluiden die doorklinken naar de andere bewoners van een gebouw. Verlijmen mag dus hoogst waarschijnlijk niet.
Bij toepassing van een geluiddempende ondervloer neemt het contactgeluid naar de buren dus af, maar kan het klossendegeluid in het eigen appartement zelfs iets toenemen.
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De functie van een ondervloer is kleine oneffenheden in de basisvloer egaliseren, en zorgen voor akoestische en thermische isolatie. Om problemen met opstijgend vocht te vermijden moet ALTIJD begonnen worden met een plastic folie. Indien een “combi” ondervloer gebruikt wordt, is een passend dampscherm reeds aan de ondervloer gekleefd.

Wat akoestiek betreft, moet men onderscheid maken tussen DOORGANGSGELUID (naar onder toe, op verdiepingen) en REFLECTIEGELUID (in de kamer zelf). De isolatie van beide types geluid is contradictorisch: om doorgangsgeluid te isoleren heeft men “lucht” nodig en om reflectiegeluid te isoleren “massa”.
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De in Nederland geldende eis is dat bij vloeren in etagebouw het geluid dat doorklinkt naar de ondergelegen woonlaag met minimaal 10 dB wordt verminderd. De reductie-eis heeft geen wettelijke status, maar is algemeen aanvaard. Veel VVE’s (Vereniging van Eigenaren) stellen de vermindering volgens de norm verplicht. Let erop dat het geluidreducerende ondermateriaal voldoet aan de Nederlandse en Europese norm (NEN-EN-ISO 140/717-2 1997). Als het goed is wordt deze norm op alle producten vermeld. Let op: er zijn ook andere resultaten m.b.t. geluidsreductie, die veel hoger uitvallen, maar niet geldig zijn volgends deze norm (want volgens andere testmethoden bereikt).
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Welke ondervloer?


Redupax+ ® Ondervloerplaten 10db


Uitstekende geluiddemping; zowel contact- als loopgeluid. Redupax+® is dè geluidsreducerende ondervloer speciaal voor laminaat uitgerust met een (lijmloos) 'klik/lock' verbindingssysteem. Sterk egaliserend. Goede thermische werking.
(pakinhoud: 4,40 m2 - 10 platen van 560 x 790 x 8 mm).

Adviesprijs € 9,20 / m² ( € 40,48 / pak)
Onze prijs: € 7,45 / m² (€32,78 / pak) incl. BTW, excl. levering.
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Contactgeluid isolerende ondervloeren

Geluidsoverlast is hinderlijk. Om overlast te voorkomen eisen woning-bouwverenigingen en Verenigingen van Eigenaren vaak een vloerafwerking die het geluid 10 decibel (dB) dempt. Voor harde toplagen zoals parket, zeil of laminaat is dat een zware eis: een ondervloer is noodzakelijk. Kies zorgvuldig, want om kosten te sparen worden ondervloeren vaak zo dun mogelijk uitgevoerd. En hoe dunner hoe minder demping. Wie een ondervloer aanschaft met een TNO-keurmerk weet dat die 10 dB ook echt 10 dB zal zijn. Zo komt u na de verhuizing niet voor een groot probleem te staan. Let wel op dat TNO de ondervloer getest heeft voor het type toplaag dat u erop wilt leggen. De geluidsisolatie kan verschillen.

TNO test en certificeert ondervloeren volgens de internationale norm NEN-EN-ISO 140-8 en 717-2. Dat gebeurt met referentievloerbedekkingen waarover met fabrikanten afspraken zijn gemaakt. TNO belast de vloeren zodat een heel realistische situatie ontstaat. TNO test de geluidsisolatie van ondervloeren in combinatie met laminaat (verlijmd of met klikverbinding), lamel parket (verlijmd of met klikverbinding), massief parket (verlijmd), tapis parket (gelijmd of genageld), verend vinyl (los gelegd), vol vinyl (verlijmd), linoleum (verlijmd), kurk (verlijmd) en keramische tegels (verlijmd).
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‘Zwevende’ betonvloer
Vooral te vinden in moderne appartementen. Deze vloer is opgebouwd uit de dragende constructie met daarop een laag geluiddempend materiaal. Daaroverheen komt de dekvloer. Deze hoort vrij te liggen van de wanden.

Volgens het Bouwcentrum kan een houten vloer op een zwevende vloer zonder ondervloer worden gelegd. Omdat de ondervloer kan zorgen voor extra resonantie kan dit zelfs meer geluidsoverlast veroorzaken.

Let op:
Een te slechte geluidsprestatie van een zwevende dekvloer kan niet worden gecompenseerd met een extra dempende ondervloer. Een houten vloer leggen is dan dus eigelijk onmogelijk en tapijt of vinyl de enige remedie.
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En als alles mislukt, geen je je buren een CD met anti-geluid :D

zaterdag 19 januari 2008

DEPRESSIE

toen ik opstond zag ik in de krant
hoe ik me voelde:

een aangespoelde
onderkoelde walvis op een strand

Bart is dood.



Na twee maanden ziektebed, precies op de verjaardag van de liefde van zijn leven. Over & uit.

Het ga je goed, gozer.

dinsdag 15 januari 2008

Inspiration is for amateurs. I just get to work.

Check the work method of Chuck Close out!



“Inspiration is for amateurs. I just get to work.” — Chuck Close

dinsdag 1 januari 2008

2008 == décolletée



I hereby declare the year 2008 the year of the décolletée!

maandag 31 december 2007

ראש השנה



When I was younger I couldn’t wait for the future. What geek can? We all grew up on entirely too much science fiction; far more of which is now reality than I expected (other than the space program; hello? NASA? Anyone home?). Now that I get older I realize that while the future is great in concept, the reality is eventually I won’t be around for it anymore. Every year is a smaller fraction of life, and thus every year passes relatively more quickly.

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vrijdag 28 december 2007

Happy new year, pr0n leachers!

Tens of Thousands of Adult Website Records Compromised

Sunday, December 23rd, 2007

A popular software program called NATS, which powers the backend of about 35% of all adult paysites online today has reportedly been in a compromised status for several months while the company that owned and manages the software did little to nothing to correct the issue, according to information obtained by ICWT. NATS is made by Freehold, New Jersey-based Too Much Media (TMM) and is used to provide a management and reporting interface that adult paysite owners use to report affiliate sales and earned commissions to affiliates as well as track and manage sales of memberships.

Muwhaa!!! Eplain _that_ to your wife :D

woensdag 26 december 2007

vrijdag 21 december 2007

Westerdoksdijk: here we come!

Het is zo ver: na jaren op de OdB gewoond te hebben is het tijd voor een nieuwe omgeving & uitdaging.




Isn't she lovely?

maandag 17 december 2007

AAARGH

toen ze haar BH uittrok
haar geruite rok
zich geheel had uitgekleed
begreep ik waarom ze het licht uitdeed

Emma

vrijdag 14 december 2007

Nortel rulerz!

So you have all the hot features like split second fail over and all that mother jazz, but your network stability with version 4.1.5 remains, well, far from desirable.

Because you are an important customer who spends a lot and is high profile and you have all these nasty blackholes & links that are being shut down, you get a change to come over to the heart of the provider's R&D to run your own tests on their testbeds, since their tests are "single featured" only and you, by design, need most of the features at the same time.

It takes a day or two before the agreed hardware configuration is finally ready, First minute you go start to work on your test plan... the 4.1.5 software fails.

Panic at the provider.
Developers are being called in.
Source of the issue determined.
Managers sweat.
New release build.
Calming phone calls are made.
New release silently tested by developers.
Next day first step of the test plan works.
Guess what: step two fails.

Fly home and have all sorts of important people fly over, do meetings, dinner invites and what have you.

After a month, the all clear signal comes and again you pack you bags, fly over, do your tests against 4.1.5.1: all succeed.

Confident and relaxed you go out, have a couple of drinks and fall in a deep sleep back in the hotel. Next morning you grab your stuff, head for the airport and receive a phone call from your colleagues on the other side of the pond. They where awake while you where enjoying your well deserved sleep. Bad news:

The version [4.1.5.1] you have put so much trouble in testing, has just been retired while you where asleep.

As I wondered about before, I do not know who uses this... product, but I do know who will soon not anymore :P

woensdag 12 december 2007

Forgotten Hope and the power of the community

The torrent link


saving: Forgotten Hope 2.0.rar
percent done: 93.2
time left: finishing in 0:00:33
download to: /home/mokum/fhshiit/Forgotten Hope 2.0.rar
download rate: 2922.2 KB/s
upload rate: 3928.0 KB/s
share rating: 1.9 (21346,5 MB up / 1123.5 MB down)
seed status: 56 seen now, plus 2 distributed copies (3:99.6%, 4:97.5%, 5:85.2%)
peer status: 24 seen now

OH YES BABY!!!

maandag 10 december 2007

Dueling Flirting Robots

I wonder what will happen when one Slutbot happens upon another Slutbot. Does the chat action escalate until one explodes?
I can see it now, the total bandwidth of the internet is taken up by lovebots, idiotbots, dogbots, seniorbots, etc. all trying to talk to one another. It will make spam look like a minor problem.
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vrijdag 7 december 2007

Nice weather



This kind of weather makes my heart jump

Salam Broeders & zusters
Zoals jullie weten wilt Geert wilders onze koran beledigen..
Stuur dit Bericht naar alle Msn Contact personen..
Door je contact personenlijst te downloaden en upteloaden ( Zie voorbeeld )
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PS. Als je een grote MSN Contactpersonen lijst hebt? Kan het ongeveer een minuut duren voordat het geladen is!
Dus klik het niet weg, blijf AUB geduldig wachten.


Good guy as I am, I am always willing to assist. So with a little google-fu the query filetype:ctt "msn" really helps filling up the contact list.

Thank G*d for stupidity.

woensdag 28 november 2007

To Whom It May Concern:

My name is Eric D. Wilkinson and I am the producer of a small independent film called “Jerome Bixby’s The Man From Earth” (our review).

I am sending you this email after realizing that our website has had nearly 23,000 hits in the last 12 days, much of it coming from your website. In addition, our trailer, both on the www.manfromearth.com site and other sites like YouTube, MySpace and AOL has been watched nearly 20,000 times AND what’s most impressive is our ranking on IMDb went from being the 11,235th most popular movie, to the 5th most popular movie in 2 weeks (we are also the #1 independent film on IMDb & the #1 science fiction film on IMDb). How did this all happen? Two words: Torrent / File Sharing sites (well, four words and a slash).

More specifically, RLSLOG.net. Our independent movie had next to no advertising budget and very little going for it until somebody ripped one of the DVD screeners and put the movie online for all to download. After that happened, people were watching it and started posting mostly all positive reviews on IMDb, Amazon and other places. Most of the feedback from everyone who has downloaded “The Man From Earth” has been overwhelmingly positive. People like our movie and are talking about it, all thanks to piracy on the net!

Am I upset… surprisingly no. Thanks to everyone who has downloaded this torrrent and watched the film, our awareness level is through the roof. For that I say, “THANK YOU”!

What you guys have done here is nothing short of amazing. In the future, I will not complain about file sharing. YOU HAVE HELPED PUT THIS LITTLE MOVIE ON THE MAP!!!! When I make my next picture, I just may upload the movie on the net myself!

As found here

dinsdag 27 november 2007

Alles draait om sex, behalve sex: dat draait om macht.

En:
Thuis is je vrouw je rechterhand, op zee is dat omgekeerd.

vrijdag 23 november 2007

iPhone power

It always took me nearly half a day to completely drain the iPhone battery with the iPod functionality, but now I have the possibility to do it in less then 2 hours :P

Oh and to increase the provider costs a little, do this:
Settings => General => Networks => EDGE
APN => Internet
Username => leave empty
Password => leave empty


And you should see the 'E' light up when you are lucky enough to be WiFi-less and all should work as slow & expensive as one can expect from a GPRS connection.

To get MMS to work on KPN, do:

APN: internet
Username: KPN
Password: gprs

Could this be it?

One never knows how & when one gets introduced to it's next cars. Weirder stuff then this has happened to me when it comes to cars.



Hmm, the sound of the car makes me... happy

woensdag 21 november 2007

LIEFDESVERDRIET

na de messenwerper
kwam de goochelaar
een treurig konijn uit een hoed
ik begreep niet hoe hij het flikte
wél waarom zijn vrouw doormidden werd gezaagd

Emma

vrijdag 16 november 2007

Diagnose

Alle onderzoeken zijn negatief u heeft geen SOA ( u heeft dus geen chlamydia, gonorroe, syfilis of hepatitis B). Sommige geslachtsziekten kunnen pas na 3 maanden worden aangetoond (zoals HIV en Syfilis). Indien u de afgelopen maanden risico heeft gelopen op een soa, dan adviseren wij u om het bloedonderzoek op HIV en/of Syfilis over 3 maanden te herhalen.

Voor het herhalen van bloedonderzoek kunt u zonder afspraak terecht. Meldt u aan de receptie van de polikliniek en vertel dat u voor extra bloedonderzoek komt.

Uw hiv test is negatief. U heeft GEEN hiv. Het is wel zo dat hiv pas 3 maanden na infectie is aan te tonen in het bloed. Mocht u in de 3 laatste maanden voor het onderzoek nog een aanzienlijk risico hebben gelopen op hiv, dan adviseren wij u om de hiv test na 3 maanden te herhalen. Voor het herhalen van bloedonderzoek kunt u zonder afspraak terecht. Meldt u aan de receptie van de polikliniek en vertel dat u voor extra bloedonderzoek komt.

Therapie

U heeft op dit moment geen extra behandeling of medicatie nodig.

I am getting old...

woensdag 14 november 2007

Kaiser Chiefs at Heineken Music Hall (Amsterdam) on 14 Nov 2007

I am _not_ a big fan of live music, nor of large venues, nor of current Brit-pop, nor of beer from plastic glasses, nor of 16 year olds from the country side.




But how could I resist the invitation of a couple of good friends to goto the Kaiser Chiefs at Heineken Music Hall?

My own Hackintosh

Antec LifeStyle Sonata III € 99,-
Asus P5W DH Deluxe, 975X (ATX, PCI-e, Sound, LAN, SATA II, RAID, 1394a) € 130,-
Gainward GeForce 7300 GT 256MB DDR2 (PCI-e, DVI-I Passief) BP7300GT 256 TV-DVI € 57,-
Intel Core 2 Duo E4500 € 102,26
Corsair TWIN2X2048-6400C4 € 72,53
Samsung SH-S203B € 26,-
Seagate Barracuda 7200.10 500GB € 92,50

Totaal € 579,29

Et voilla: your own Hackintoch for < € 600 and currently 579,29 Euros = 845,29 U.S. dollars according to google

But why settle for a lame graphics card, if you can get a ATI Radeon HD 2900 XT 512 MB Fully Working?

dinsdag 13 november 2007

De Van Hall Tapes (1979)

Op het moment dat ik de moed begon op tegeven, vind ik een blog post over deze waanzin.

Jammer genoeg is de rapidshare link deud, dus helaas pindakaas nogsteeds geen geluid.

Iemand die dit heeft en kan|wil delen?

Misschien dat de opmerking van Niels ergens naar leidt: "Though maybe Jeroen might have been the well-known painter Jurriaan van Hall...? I know some of those "Young Savages" were involved in pirate radio/TV back then..."

maandag 12 november 2007

A love song by Frank Zappa


Love of my life, I love you so
Love of my life, don’t ever go
I love you only
Love, love of my life

Stars in the sky they never lie
Tell me you need me, don’t say goodbye
I love you only
Love, love of my life

Stars in the sky, they never lie
Tell me you need me, don’t say goodbye
I love you darling, I love you only
Don’t ever leave me
Don’t make me, don’t make me
Don’t make me lonely

Love of my life, I love you so
Love of my life, don’t ever go
I love you only
Love, love of my life

(spoken)
Stars in the sky, they never lie
Tell me you need me, don’t say goodbye
I love you darling, I love you only
Don’t ever leave me
Don’t make me, don’t make me
Don’t make me lonely

Love of my life, I love you so
Love of my life, don’t ever go
I love you only
Love, love of my life
Love of my life, love of my life

Love Of My Life

zaterdag 3 november 2007

So we had dinner...

There are 3 bottles of fine wine that cannot tell the story, so I will.

It took about 20 minutes to settle on the wine. Tjeerd really loves his wine and does not play hide and seek. So we found a couple of great bottles that really lived up to the expectations and where a fine addition to the company at the table. 4 people enjoying the evening.

I loved the Jordaan-style toilet:

donderdag 1 november 2007

Ani lidodi vdodi li

The concept is NOT doing what is arbitrarily "best," rather focusing on what is "essential."

dinsdag 30 oktober 2007

Loosing 2 friends in one go

he: hey. how've you been?
me: good. VERY good. yourself?
he: glad to hear. not doing well actually. but would probably be fine in time
he: installed Leopard yet?
me: what is wrong on your end? Why are you not doing so well? And no, leopard has to wait a little: My head is full of other stuff ATM
he: lost two close friends last night
me: WHAT THE FUCK???
he: yeah, was a very productive evening
me: OMG*d what happened?
he: on the one side, completely lost whatever was there with SHE-1
he: i decided to finally speak to her about SHE-2 and the history there as i felt she needed to know. returning the favor as she tells me everything. not appreciated as apparently I've betrayed her in not telling her about the history etc earlier on
me: duh
he: we have spoken about SHE-2, but not in detail
me: Oh #@$%#... I am so sorry to hear this
he: anyway. so that's pretty fucked, then at the same time, i completely lost contact with SHE-2 too. i was trying to get a bit more distance and i got exactly that: distance
me: ... I do not know what to say.
he: nothing to say. I'm a fucking idiot, i know.
me: how on earth could you tell SHE-1 about you and SHE-2? What was your thought behind it?
he: well, SHE-1 needed to know. and me and SHE-2 are no more.
me: SHE-2 <> just another EX, and you know it, and SHE-1 feels it.
he: the thing is that SHE-1 knew little bits and was waiting for me to actually speak to her about it. when i got around to it, it went very wrong. SHE-2 knew it too. for some time already. was actually part of her decision actually
me: but you said a little too much, it seems
he: seems so
me: so... how's you gonna make up?
he: so in either of the cases, I'm the bastard. well, it seems pretty fucked up and she's very clear as to what her idea is at the moment. she has to be "consequent". her word. for her, everything comes down to being consequent.
me: that should have made your position simple. At least clear.
he: as i didn't tell her everything earlier SHE-1 feels betrayed because the did. hence, we are not aligned and SHE-1 needs to take a step back
me: you should have sticked to the original "what ever you did or did not say" story. Always do.
he: hmm?
me: THAT is being consequent. you "changed" the story on her, and that SHE-1 does not like. People never like that.
he: change what story?
me: the story on SHE-2
he: hmm, the thing is that i need to feel comfortable with the person in order to tell them everything the probably should know. hence it took me time to get to that point. anyway, i don't know
me: you never tell anybody everything it is just not fair.
he: i didn't tell her everything. just what she needed to know
me: well... SHE-1 seems to think differently about the "need to know" definition
he: clearly [slant]
me: duh. man. damn! damn, double damn!
he: was really not feeling well last night as basically i had a really hard conversation with SHE-2 just before i got to SHE-1
me: and you still got time to form an opinion about Leopard? Seems you RL is as busy as mine...
he: leopard is okay actually. my RL is pretty fucked up actually. seriously wish i could just be swallowed whole
me: I need to go AFK for an hour or two. I'll be back later. Hopefully you will like to hear my love story too [tongue]
he: later [smile]

maandag 29 oktober 2007

Gazastreifen vor der endgültigen Pleite

Drei der acht Geldautomaten an der Hauptstrasse von Gaza sind schon aus dem Verkehr gezogen. Nachdem zwei israelische Banken ihre Geschäfte mit dem Hamas-kontrollierten Autonomiegebiet aufgekündigt haben, herrscht Panik unter der Bevölkerung. Jeder will noch schnell etwas abheben und lieber Bargeld horten, denn die Zeichen sind überdeutlich: Schon bald dürfte der Gazastreifen endgültig pleite sein.

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zaterdag 27 oktober 2007

It's mine, all mine!

"Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU like Mac OS X; en) AppleWebKit/420+ (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.0 Mobile/1C28 Safari/419.3"

donderdag 25 oktober 2007

"I smell Hebrews."

What a way to start your day, an email lsaying: "I smell Hebrews."

For this ones email needs to be know to the dumbest peeps on the planet. I am sure this dude[tte] will be on many a talkshow soon enough... or do you think s|he will hide?

Coincidently a good & long time friend will arrive today from Ha'Aretz. Amsterdam will be good to her, I am sure.

zaterdag 20 oktober 2007

MET HANGJONGEREN MOET JE PRÁTEN

goedenmiddag mag ik met U praten?

goe goe man, snoei je onka.

hoe denkt U over de problemen in uw wijk?

na, dat baf gelepel van die skussies uit de stakka helpie no pef,
as skussies niet kreppen kraken ze al rap de berst uit de dommers,
ken je net zo goed gaan soliemannen in de kwakka van de rupsers, ha ha ha.

dus U heeft het wél naar uw zin op uw hangplek als ik het goed begrepen heb?

nee man, hangtassies zijn voor puisten van onder de acht,
wij willen stoof zijn, kwik je, wij willen droesend stoof zijn,
wij zijn geen leppers die kachelend in een stuithonk een piets zitten te blakken
wij zijn kroepoes, wij twassen, jee man, wij twassen noek noek een baffie,
lollie spuiten is te makka.

maar...

niks te mare, flónda man, flonda je stekkie als je sjaja bent en kling met je matta, snappie?


Emma Klage

maandag 15 oktober 2007

Gotta have it!

Wi-Spy 2.4x

USB-compatible 2.4 GHz Spectrum Analyzer with RP-SMA Antenna

SPECS
* Antenna: External, RP-SMA
* Bandwidth: 2400 to 2483.5 MHz
* Frequency Resolution: 328 KHz
* Amplitude Range: -110 dBm to -6.5 dBm
* Amplitude Resolution: 0.5 dBm
* Weight: ≈ 23 grams
* Sweep Time: 165 millisecond

And the best things are:
We encourage third-party innovation by keeping our platform open while leading the pack with the amazing and free Chanalyzer software.
And:
Spectools-2007-10-R1 is out. The evolution of the wispy-tools package, now supports the Wi-Spy 24x device, new UI, network streaming.

vrijdag 12 oktober 2007

sf.net down???

An error has been encountered in accessing this page.

1. Server: ww.sourceforge.net
2. URL path: /
3. Error notes: File does not exist: /home/groups/w/ww/ww/htdocs/
4. Error type: 404
5. Request method: GET
6. Request query string:
7. Time: 2007-10-12 02:18:20 PDT (1192180700)

Reporting this problem: The problem you have encountered is with a project web site hosted by SourceForge.net. This issue should be reported to the SourceForge.net-hosted project (not to SourceForge.net).

If this is a severe or recurring/persistent problem, please do one of the following, and provide the error text (numbered 1 through 7, above):

1. Contact the project via their designated support resources.
2. Contact the project administrators of this project via email (see the upper right-hand corner of the Project Summary page for their usernames) at user-name@users.sourceforge.net

If you are a member of the project that maintains this web content, please refer to the Site Documentation regarding the project web service for further assistance.

zaterdag 6 oktober 2007

Was the party any good?

Judge for yourself!

I say it was :P

vrijdag 5 oktober 2007

Get it?

Safety protects against ACCIDENTAL problems, security protects against INTENTIONAL problems. --

woensdag 3 oktober 2007

Or so it goes...



http://pspupdates.qj.net/Dark-AleX-releases-CFW-3-71-M33-2-1-50-Kernel-Add-on-v2/pg/49/aid/103891